psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
If you don’t get what you want, you suffer; if you get what you don’t want, you...– Dan Millman, Way of the Peaceful Warrior: A Book That Changes Lives (via larmoyante)
nosdrinker: take me out of the oven because I am done
thedoctorpottergames: Parents have two moods: “You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.” and “You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
slydig: there will only be 7 planets left after i destroy uranus
burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians: I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches. how is that racist they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
rhydonmyhardon: next time ur teacher says they want u to do something quote buddha n say “desires r the cause of suffering” and enlighten the fuck outta there
As many of you know, I recently purchased an...
zohbugg: Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine. Such as making the bed: Making toast: Getting things off high shelves: Making coffee: Reaching the remote when it’s too far away: And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper: I don’t know how I survived life without it.
do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes
if you date me you can touch my butt whenever you want.